This crazy concept ;)..
A private atm, tied with some bank.. You go inside and find a beautiful statue of a sexy girl! In her catchy red bra and extra mini skirt, she would be looking damn hot. You squeeze her boobs towards each other to make the cleavage a bit narrower, where you then swipe your card (I mean, in that cleavage valley)!! She asks you to type the 4 digit code for which you need to press the respective numbers distinctly marked at various spots around her naked navel and hips! If you drive her at right points, ( I mean, if you enter the proper code) she asks you to enter the amount which you wish to withdraw. Her right nipple is for ENTER and left one is for CANCEL! Post checking your balances, limits and other “banky” stuff, if everything appears good, she winks her right eye erotically and revolves her tongue all around those wet Jolie lips! Then you just need to lower her panty, put your hands inside and collect the cash!!! Soon after, a piece of paper rolled like a cigar appears between her carved up lips, which her automated hand picks up in the manner you have your cigar amid your middle and index fingers and hands it over to you. Yes, that’s the receipt!!
When the ATM is off for monthly maintenance, the door notifies, “Sorry for the inconvenience: Girl in periods, but you can expect a napkin soon”.